Tuesday, April 24

shake, rattle & roll

Before we begin, I must note 2 things:

Thing No. 1 - About Me pages are really hard to write, and always awkward in the end. Do you guys just wanna write haikus with me instead? I don't need to talk about myself MORE than I already do.
Thing No. 2 - Since Facebook pretty much ruined the handy "suggest page" feature, no matter how many people I invite to "like" my Facebook page, they will rarely see the request. So if you're feeling awesome, maybe you could get on that and make my freaking day. Or maybe they see the request and just hate me so they deny it???? Oh noooo

ONWARD. My cat snores really loudly. Does your cat snore loudly? Or am I just really lucky to have a cat with a strong personality and strange/loud habits? I had a thought the other day: our pets develop traits that our children might develop since we essentially raise them. My parents' cat is very quiet and doesn't like being around too many people. I am (sometimes) quiet and don't like being around too many people. Bella is REALLY snuggly. Does this mean I will have children that are really snuggly? I don't want them to be so snuggly that they smother other people or get taken advantage of. Bella smothers people. She lays on their chests and purrs into their faces. I like it, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only weirdo that does.

Look at these!

(Los Angeles disappeared ohh noooooo)
I leave you with the scene from New Girl that just cracked my shit up:

Schmidt: "SO....how do you like America?"
Nadia: "I like...salad bar...I like...Despicable Me...Tosh 2 point 0...I like...connect four...freedom of speech...David Fincher...sidewalk...1-800-slim...yo momma jokes...strawberry...Wilmer Valderama...Leon E Panetta...ice skating for fun, not to save life."

12 comments:

  1. Youre sometimes quiet and don't like being around too many people but Bella's the complete opposite there, so maybe your kids will be little Mike and Amandas! lol
    -Mike

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    1. I dunnooooo Cooper, I've never heard you purr. But I actually have heard Amanda purr so the theory holds strong...

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    2. Michealandas

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  2. I have a cat that doesn't like to be picked up and cuddled, she straightens her legs out as stiff as possible and fusses. But there's an old ratty blanket on my bed that she used to suck on as a kitten, and now that she's older she licks it. I swear she is the happiest cat in the world when she's licking this particular blanket. She purrs and loves to be pet when she's doing this. My other cat is super adorable and lets you walk around the house with her on your shoulder. She drapes over you like a mink. But if you sit down she jumps off. She also licks my hair.

    People think cats are boring and do nothing, I disagree.

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    1. i HIGHLY disagree with anyone that says that! They're only boring if you hate all over them and don't pay any attention to them.

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  3. Uhhh I hope my children aren't like Lucy haha. She has a lot of gas and doesn't play well with other dogs. I agree Bella is snuggly, which I love. But she's also fiesty. So i'd say it evens out. Maybe your children will try to drink out of the toilet. :)

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  4. Otay. I liked your facebook page because I like you! I'm not all about a "follow for a follow" or a "like for a like" but I also have a facebook page for my blog (hint hint) :) I kid. I find I have the same problem. And a lot of my friends that read my blog are not on Google connect, nor do they "like" my FB page. They just check it everyday. Oh well...at least they are reading, right? That's the main thing.

    I don't have a kitty, and my dog doesn't snore, but she does cuddle - almost annoyingly so.

    Great pics (as usual!)

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    1. I will most certainly like your page! No hints necessary :D

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  5. Oh goodness, I hope our pets don't have the same traits as our children! Because then all my children would be really spoiled and really lazy!

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  6. I love your blog! And I know that you know parks and rec, it is one of my all time favorite shows. We should follow each other - http://amyklundt.blogspot.com/.

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  7. My husband's cat is sedentary, cynical, and hates being around people, just like my husband. My cat is insane, attention starved, and never stops eating. That's about right.

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